Quotable Quotes

I have more than a few quotes that I am fond of.  Here’s some of my favourites; where possible, I have credited them.  Where not, if anyone can credit them for me, please do so.

(By the way, if you’re looking for deep, philosphically meaningful quotes, look elsewhere.  I’m not in that kind of mood today.)

“It’s scarier than a psychopathic greased gerbil with a miner’s helmet and a flashlight and your bare asshole in sight.”  - Joe R. Lansdale from his introduction to Preacher: Gone To Texas

“Son of all things considered to be a fuck!” - Ray Minchong

“If God is will, and will is well, then what is ill?  God still?  Do tell. . .” - Archibald MacLeish, J.B.

“If anyone in this city gave two tugs of a dead dog’s cock about Truth, this wouldn’t be happening.”  -Spider Jerusalem, Transmetropolitan: Back On The Streets

“You haven’t inspired anybody since you died.”  - Batman to Superman, Infinite Crisis #1

“They will always be there, as long as magic lives, and magic has a strong, strong heart.” - Robert R. McCammon, Boy’s Life

“My friend Paul in Seattle works and fucks, works and fucks.” - Thomas Aiello, Womb Of Monsters

“I will always be King of Pain. . .” - The Police, “King Of Pain”

“Write what you know.”

“Not enough gun.”  - the just-nuked-and-completely-unscathed Saint Of Killers, Preacher: War In The Sun

“I have seen some fucked-up things in my time, but this takes the fucked-up cookie.” - Jesse Custer, Preacher: Salvation

“And the number one threat facing America. . .bears!” - Stephen Colbert. The Colbert Report

That’s all that are coming to mind right now. . .more later, maybe.